I take pictures from my Facebook friends and write a brief, fictional scene about them. All pictures do not belong to me.



GREATEST HITS
"McDonald's Breakfast"
"The Last Bottle of Pepsi Blue in Existence"
"Grand Slam"
"Rod Blagojevich's Haircut"
"And Lead Us Not"
"Apology to First Love"
"Blue Mountain Dew"
"Paul is Dead"
"Without Medication"
"How Jesus Did It"
"More Hunks"
"El Día de Temor"
"Gushers"
"Shamrock Shake"

Carlos & Lisa
"The Good Geniuses"
"Free Wardrobe Season"
"Army Material"
"Detroit"



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Lies About My Friends